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Redneck Love Poem

This was posted on the groaners listserv. Closely related to the alleged reason that DNA forensic evidence doesn't work well in Arkansas, I suspect.

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
but Joe is yo' half brother."

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still.

"You can't marry Will, my gal,
And, please, don't tell yo' mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother."

But mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will, or marry Joe;
You ain't no kin to pappy."

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