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Archived Feghoots
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Ouch! (PG-13) This is by pun-award winning Chris Caillout of our Pharmacy Dean's Office. If you have ever been annoyed as I have by the big, obnoxious, civilian version of the U.S. ArmyÕs High-Mobility Multi-Purpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMPWV, or "Hum- Vee"), the following information should fill you with glee: Specialists in the field of proctology have recently noticed an increase in the incidence of patients who are Hum-Vee owners, due to the vehicleÕs very tight suspension system and rock-hard seat cushions. These patients are suffering from what the proctologists have dubbed "hummerhoids."
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