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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly... (Adult Theme)

This particular listing of the GB&U was sent by Bro Charlie Pfister.


 1.  Good: Your wife is pregnant.
      Bad: It's triplets.
      Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

 2.  Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
      Bad: She wants a divorce.
      Ugly: She's a lawyer.

 3.  Good: Your son is finally maturing.
      Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
      Ugly: So are you.

 4.  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
      Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
      Ugly: You're in them.

 5.  Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
      Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
      Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

 6.  Good: Your husband understands fashion.
      Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
      Ugly: He looks better than you.

 7.  Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
      Bad: She keeps interrupting.
      Ugly: With corrections.

 8.  Good: The postman's early.
      Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
      Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

 9.  Good: Your son is dating someone new.
      Bad: It's another man.
      Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
      Bad: As a hooker.
      Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
      Way ugly: She makes more money than you.


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