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Getting in Trouble At Dove Season (PG13)

A real-life tale by avid hunter Lowrie Beacham.

My wife isn't speaking to me. Yesterday at breakfast she was reading the sale brochures, and knowing it's approaching dove season, and I might need shells (I always need shells), and seeing that Dick's Sporting Goods had a sale, she incautiously asked, "Do you want to look at Dick's?"

And I even more incautiously replied, "Honey, you of all people know I'm straight." A 90 minute church service following was not enough repentance.

Lowrie adds:

Hey, a follow-up to my Dick's story; showed your note to a friend, who says last weekend, he, his wife, son and girl friend (the son's girl friend, not the husband's -- this ain't New York) were in Richmond, stopped in a mall for dinner, and when they came out, there across the parking lot was a two story Dicks. Bob's wife, said, "I've never seen a Dicks that big!" and Bob replied, "You should spend more time at home!" At least I had the good sense to make my remark when no one other than my long-suffering spouse could hear it!

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