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Bumper Stickers and Taglines (Many Adult Themes)

Most of these were sent by Mel Lett.


BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Right For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Familiarity breeds.

Texas politics is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Body! By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS

Cogito Ergo Spud. - I think therefore I yam.

Thrift is a marvelous virtue, especially in an ancestor

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

And possibly the greatest bumper sticker ever : POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED REGULARLY, AND BOTH FOR THE SAME REASON. (perhaps, by Mark Twain)


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