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On the Louisiana Bus (Pseudoadult Theme)
This was posted on the groaners listserv.
A rather prim and proper woman is riding the Greyhound bus from Shreveport to New Orleans. It's been a long day and she's bored. She knows it's not right but she decides to listen to the two Cajun men sitting behind her.
Cajun #1:
"Naw, naw, naw! How many time I gotta tell ya! First, Emma cums...
din I cums...
din da 2 asses,
dey cums...
din I cums agin..."
Cajun #2:
"That's ain't how I learnt it!"
Well, Miss Prim & Proper is thinking, "Oh, my Lord!". She tries to tune them out, but is unsuccessful.
Cajun #1:
"Igit, shad-up and lemme splain!
First, Emma cums...
din I cums...
din da 2 asses, dey cums...
din I cums agin...
din da 2 asses, dey cums agin..."
Cajun #2:
"And din what?"
Cajun #1:
"Din I cums agin..."
Well, Miss Prim & Proper just can't take it anymore. She turns around in her seat to set the Cajuns straight.
Lady:
"Sirs, obviously your parents failed to teach you that it is highly improper to discuss such matters in public! I must insist that you cease this foul discussion immediately!"
Cajun #2:
"Lady, we ain't tawkin 'bout no birds."
Cajun #1:
"I reckon yer Paw never tawt ya to mind yer own bidness,Lady."
Then he turns to Cajun #2 and says,
"Ferget her, Tee, and lissen.I got dis rite. I know I do: Emma cums first..
din I cums...
din da 2 asses, dey cums...
din I cums agin...
din da 2 asses, dey cums agin...
din here I cums agin...
din da peepee cums...
din I cums one mo time!"
Lady:
"That is disgusting and most inappropriate!!"
Cajun #2:
"Alright, Lady, how do YOU spell "M I S S I S S I P P I?"
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