Archived Feghoots
1 - 50
51 - 100
101 - 150
151 - 200
201 - 250
251 - 300
301 - 350
351 - 400
401 - 450
451 - 500
501 - 550
551 - 600
601 - 650
651 - 700
701 - 750
751 - 800
801 - 850
851 - 900
901 - 950
951 - 1000
1001 - 1050
1051 - 1100
1101 - 1150
1151 - 1200
1201 - 1250
1251 - 1300
1301 - 1350
1351 - 1400
1401 - 1450
1451 - 1500
1501 - 1550
1551 - 1600
1601 - 1650
1651 - 1700
1701 - 1750
1751 - 1800
1801 - 1851
1851 - 1900
1901 - 1950
1951 - 2000
2001 - 2050
Alaska Bear Hunting (Adult Theme Shaggy Ursine)
From TJ and Ms. Scarlett. The author is not known.
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As he bent over to start cleaning it, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the same black bear so he shot it. Right after he shot it, there was tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake Bob, that was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it took several months before Bob finally recovered!
Even more outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot him to death! He felt his sweet revenge, but then, there was another tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find an enormous, polar bear standing there, shaking his head. The polar bear looked at him sadly and said, "Admit it Bob... you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Served by Austin Web Publishing, Inc.
Sponsored by search engine marketing firm Apogee Search, providers of world class paid search advertising management and search engine optimization services. Apogee Search is a division of internet marketing firm Leads Customers Growth.
Designed and maintained by Brian Combs (info@briancombs.net).
(c) 1996-2006 Alan B.
& Brian P. Combs,
All Rights Reserved