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Archived Feghoots
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The Blonde at a Football Game A timely tale from Mel Lett. And how are them Aggies doin' this year? A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' Hell-looo! It's only 25 cents!"
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