Archived Feghoots
1 - 50
51 - 100
101 - 150
151 - 200
201 - 250
251 - 300
301 - 350
351 - 400
401 - 450
451 - 500
501 - 550
551 - 600
601 - 650
651 - 700
701 - 750
751 - 800
801 - 850
851 - 900
901 - 950
951 - 1000
1001 - 1050
1051 - 1100
1101 - 1150
1151 - 1200
1201 - 1250
1251 - 1300
1301 - 1350
1351 - 1400
1401 - 1450
1451 - 1500
1501 - 1550
1551 - 1600
1601 - 1650
1651 - 1700
1701 - 1750
1751 - 1800
1801 - 1851
1851 - 1900
1901 - 1950
1951 - 2000
2001 - 2050
A Silly Little Whose Zoo
Complete with many uncertain Allieusions, this is by Charlotte Herzele.
I thought that headline said SPAMSCARE. Now, that's a really scary thought. We must get armour to protect ourselves against scary spam. As if the hams of the world weren't enough to send us into high burn nation.
So, speaking of burns, there was a big fire at the San Antonio Zoo. I would have said Sand Iego Zoo, but it's too far away and at the beach and I would have been jealous (I can't work when I'm jealous). Anyway, there was a big fire at the zoo. Some of the larger, hungrier animals got a hip pot of moose stew out of the deal. Ellie got a phantastic deal on chard and made a large salad. Allie brought gator ade, but Ronnie the Rhino had some trouble with the zookeepers who always make a big deal out of natural disastors. This is because everything they are involved with is man made (duh). He was going to bring Tupperware for leftovers but ended up with rhino plastic. And what's worse is he got his nose out of joint, literally, trying to get past the zookeeper, and had to have rhinoplasty. Isn't that nasty. Can you rhyme plasty any better than that? Better ask rosecatt.
Served by Austin Web Publishing, Inc.
Sponsored by search engine marketing firm Apogee Search, providers of world class paid search advertising management and search engine optimization services. Apogee Search is a division of internet marketing firm Leads Customers Growth.
Designed and maintained by Brian Combs (info@briancombs.net).
(c) 1996-2006 Alan B.
& Brian P. Combs,
All Rights Reserved