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Math Lesson (Adult Theme)
This has been kicking around the internet for a while. I thank Mel Lett for this version.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. And, how about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
Now, look how far ass-kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and
ass-kissing will put you over the top!
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