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Sex Lives of Elderly Men (Adult Theme Shaggy Puppy)

This shaggy tale came to me from Charlotte Herzele. The author is unknown.

Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

The Italian gentleman says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."

The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz, we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours."

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the drapes."

Lowrie Beacham says that if I keep telling these, it's curtains for me.

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