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Archived Feghoots
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Walter Cronkite This is by Martin Baker <mbaker@optimeinc.com> who tells us the following. Dear Sir, I need to advise you of a nefarious plot by one of our greatest news agencies. I discovered that they tried to clone Walter Cronkite, but after creating the embryo and implanting it into the host mother, they discovered, that they were going to be producing twins. I therefore shall go and drink to absolve myself of my awareness of this heinous act of replication, thereby making of my evening, a binge over doubled Walters.
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