Archived Feghoots
1 - 50
51 - 100
101 - 150
151 - 200
201 - 250
251 - 300
301 - 350
351 - 400
401 - 450
451 - 500
501 - 550
551 - 600
601 - 650
651 - 700
701 - 750
751 - 800
801 - 850
851 - 900
901 - 950
951 - 1000
1001 - 1050
1051 - 1100
1101 - 1150
1151 - 1200
1201 - 1250
1251 - 1300
1301 - 1350
1351 - 1400
1401 - 1450
1451 - 1500
1501 - 1550
1551 - 1600
1601 - 1650
1651 - 1700
1701 - 1750
1751 - 1800
1801 - 1851
1851 - 1900
1901 - 1950
1951 - 2000
2001 - 2050
Hockey Cheers
This is another original from Bob Dvorak.
It was a boring hockey game. Scoreless after one period. Scoreless after two periods. Up and down the ice, neutral-zone traps employed both directions, not even a decent fight to lend a touch of excitement to the game.
Fred dozed off. Judy, sitting next to him, wondered at how he could spend $115 per seat to take a nap. As the midway point of the third period approached, the hometown crowd began to take things into their own hands. They sang the name of the visiting goalie. They questioned the parentage of the referees. And, eventually, to dwell upon the oral habits of the visiting team.
Judy could take no more. With an elbow to the ribs, she awakened Fred. It was time to leave nodding to chants.
Served by Austin Web Publishing, Inc.
Sponsored by search engine marketing firm Apogee Search, providers of world class paid search advertising management and search engine optimization services. Apogee Search is a division of internet marketing firm Leads Customers Growth.
Designed and maintained by Brian Combs (info@briancombs.net).
(c) 1996-2006 Alan B.
& Brian P. Combs,
All Rights Reserved