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Archived Feghoots
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A War Story, or How to Go to the Brig in One Easy Lesson (Marginally Adult-Themed Shaggy Puppy) From LAUGHaDAY A couple of marines were serving in Italy during the Second World War, when they came across a dead donkey. As it was starting to smell pretty bad they started digging a hole in which to bury it. But they soon got into an argument over what it was called. The first marine said, "It's a donkey." The second marine said, "No it's a mule." Just then a Padre came along so they asked him to settle the argument - Is it a donkey or a mule? "Well," said the padre, "according to the Bible it's an ass." Just then a WAC came by and asked, "What are you guys digging? A foxhole?" The first marine said, "Not according to the Bible!"
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