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George Washington
This is by well-known punster Ted Brett.
Many historians are unaware of a little-known aspect of American history involving George Washington. The Father of our Country became an almost apocryphal figure, and people know a lot of the stories and myths surrounding George Washington. We remember the story of his supposedly throwing a silver dollar across the Potomac River. We remember other stories about young George's penchant for always telling the truth. But few people or even historians know the story of another incident in George's youth that helped cement his reputation for honesty;
George's father was more than a planter in Colonial Virginia. He was also a collector of colonial artifacts. He was famous for his collection of wooden Indians. In fact, his collection was famous in the Colonies. Young George, intent on sharpening his skills with the hatchet, went into the large room where his father kept his collection of valuable, hand-carved Indian figures and proceeded to chop them to pieces.
When George's father saw the damage that George had hewn with his axe, he confronted him.
"George," he asked, "are you responsible for this?"
"I cannot tell a lie, father," he answered. "I cut down your Cherokees."
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