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Archived Feghoots
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Roadside Indians This is attributed to Bennett Cerf. While on vacation, I was driving through the Arizona countryside when I saw a middle-aged smiling squaw at a stand by the roadside. She was surrounded by sixteen happy laughing children ranging in ages from a toddler to a teen-ager. I stopped and asked, "Are those all your children?" "Oh, yes," replied the Indian women while simultaneously trying to sell me blankets and other relics on her stand. "With a huge family like that, don't you have lots of fights and arguments?" "Oh, no," she declared with a chuckle," We're just one great big Hopi family."
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