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Archived Feghoots
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The Funeral Gilbert Krebs posted this to the groaners list serv. The author is unknown.A famous football player for the Minnesota Vikings had died, and because he believed he was descended from a real Viking, he wanted to be cremated on an open pyre. At the ceremony, a fan of the player managed to get through security and began to make a pest of himself by asking questions of the other football players in attendance. The security people began to chase the gate-crasher and, unfortunately, he stumbled into the fire and perished along with the body being cremated. It was a case of going from the prying fan into the pyre.
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