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A Polar Bear Walks Into a Bar...
This was posted as recycled humor on alt.callahans by Snarky. The original author is unknown.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
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.......... and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
Howell Gwin asks:
Why do radio (note the age of the joke....) announcers have small hands?
":Wee paws for station identification.":
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