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Who's the Boss? (Shaggy Puppy, Adult Language)

This is recycled humor posted on alt.callahans, though I have seen earlier versions. The original author is unknown.

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge.

A well-renowned Professor of Medicinal Chemistry in an unnamed College of Pharmacy where Bugs Bunny always misses his left turn said that in his experience the story is about administrators and the moral of the study should be more strongly stated. To wit:

"It clearly shows that in order to be a boss one does not need to be smart, have vision or speed, all you have to be is an asshole."

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