Latest Feghoots

Archived Feghoots
1 - 50
51 - 100
101 - 150
151 - 200
201 - 250
251 - 300
301 - 350
351 - 400
401 - 450
451 - 500
501 - 550
551 - 600
601 - 650
651 - 700
701 - 750
751 - 800
801 - 850
851 - 900
901 - 950
951 - 1000
1001 - 1050
1051 - 1100
1101 - 1150
1151 - 1200
1201 - 1250
1251 - 1300
1301 - 1350
1351 - 1400
1401 - 1450
1451 - 1500
1501 - 1550
1551 - 1600
1601 - 1650
1651 - 1700
1701 - 1750
1751 - 1800
1801 - 1851
1851 - 1900
1901 - 1950
1951 - 2000
2001 - 2050

Shaggy Origins

What's New

Site FAQ

Helen's Pun

This was posted by John Vinson (John the Wysard) on alt.callahans. It by his friend Helen.

John the Wysard enters the Bar (having a quick chat with Mark Allread before doing so) and says, "I went to a concert this afternoon with my friend Helen, a new friend named Kitty, and my wife Karen. It was fun."

"As we left, Helen (a delightful lady in her 70s) told a story..."

"A sea monster was swimming around in the deep ocean when a cargo ship laden with potatoes sank. He saw it coming down and devoured it (in three bites -- it was a big ship, but he was a *big* monster)."

"A few days later he perceived another ship laden with potatoes cruising overhead. With his dreadful tentacles he reached up and dragged it down, devouring it as well. The next day a third ship shared the same fate."

"A fellow creature of the deep asked him, 'what's with eating all these ships!?'"

"He replied, 'Well, you know how it is with potato ships. You can't eat just one.

Served by Austin Web Publishing, Inc.

Sponsored by search engine marketing firm Apogee Search, providers of world class paid search advertising management and search engine optimization services. Apogee Search is a division of internet marketing firm Leads Customers Growth.

Designed and maintained by Brian Combs (info@briancombs.net).