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Archived Feghoots
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The Bears From Joe from the Laffatorium [webmaster@laffnow.com] via humor@bestofhumor.com, and the groaners listserv. These three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see it's surrounded by three bears. "OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to really piss these bears off. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you take the one on the left, the little cub with the broken leg, and I'll take the one in the middle, the little cub with one eye and a hurt paw, and Joe, you take the one on the right, the huge silvertip mama grizzly bear with blood-encrusted claws, the big teeth, and froth around the mouth" "Hey, man wait a sec, I'm supposed to get this monster pissed off, and you guys get the cubs? That's not fair!" "Now, now, Joe. We all have our bears to cross."
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