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This one bounced all over the internet in mid-1999. It also was published in jokeaday@jokeaday.com (Joke A Day).
One day a hunter was walking through the woods and he spotted an Indian Chief being chased by a grizzly bear. So, the hunter pulled out his trusty rifle and shot the bear, thus, saving the Indian Chief's life.
The Chief invited the hunter back to his camp to throw him one heck of a bash for saving his life. There was plenty of food. Indians were dancing all over the place with happiness. They were smoking the peace pipe when the Indian Chief said to the hunter, "I have a very special surprise for you. I've picked 500 of my prettiest Indian maidens. You look at all of them and chose one, she will be your wife."
With this the Indian Chief clapped his hands and out of several teepees emerged young beautiful Indian maidens. They walked in front of the hunter so he could get a better view of them. The hunter noticed that all of the maidens were topless. And with closer inspection, he noticed that none had any nipples on their breasts.
He turned to the Chief and asked why didn't any of his maidens have nipples on their breast.
The Chief replied, "What? Surely you've heard of the Indian Nipple-less 500!"
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